He then proceded to big it up a bit, and boldly claimed that it would, and I quote, "make Uluru it's bitch".
'Ooh' I thought, 'that sounds impressive. Why haven't we visited that before?'
I then scrolled down to see that he had linked me to the Danish wiki page for Hvissingestenen.
Lets see Hvissingestenen shall we?
And now Uluru:
Now lets have a look at some of the differences here.
First, you can take a picture of ALL of Hvissingestenen from a few meters away on the ground. The picture of Uluru above was taken from a helicopter from several kilometres away and it still doesn't quite capture it all.
Next, tree size comparison. See those tall green things towering OVER Hvissingestenen? Those are trees. Now see the masses of tiny green dots around the base of Uluru? Those are trees. Things are becoming clearer, yes?
And finally, I think one of the main things that needs to be noted here is the fact that Uluru DOES NOT NEED FENCE PALINGS TO HOLD IT UP.
I rest my case.